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Apocalypse Party

by The 509s

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1.
Total Dildo 01:38
Total Dildo He’s a sentient cartoon yeah He fell in love with Kim Jong Un and You say at least he’s straight shootin’ When he’s going down on Putin Trump sucks He’s a total dickweed Alright Acting like a total dictator A bed wetting chronic masturbator So when he’s fingering his daughter You can say at least he’s not Obama Trump sucks He’s a total farting in a puddle and laughing kind of idiot Trump sucks He’s a total fucking moron Total dildo
2.
Special People Club Daddy says I’m smart and I am Daddy went away to Vietnam Now daddy doesn’t give a fucking damn Fuck you Mommy says I’m cool and it’s true Mommy says she loves me as she drools Mommy’s in the basement sniffing glue Fuck you And your family too I’m part of the special people club President of the special people club Behold the special people club I’m part of the special people club
3.
Mouth Full of Boot I can’t stand these fucking stooges giving cops a pass Every single cop can kiss my fucking ass If they came for your guns Who do you think is showing up? It sure as shit won’t be the Democrats You got a mouth full of boot And I hope you fucking choke “My dads a cop and he’s a great guy” No, you’re dad’s a piece of shit destroying people’s lives They’re shooting black people They’re shooting brown people “But duh actually they shoot us the most” Fuck you You got a mouth full of boot Fuck the police
4.
Join the Ranks Raise a broken glass to the end of times Detonate the future leave the past behind Push the corpses to the side Become one of us Rumble in the rubble with the rejected The old way of life was so protected Now look at us we’re all infected Become one of us Smoking radiation Drinking toxic waste You wanna live forever? I don’t Join the ranks Our god of decadence decides to speak From the lowest valleys to the highest peaks Back to the sewer for the truest freaks Become one of us Laugh at the rich from a distance The futility of their resistance We trained for this our whole existence Come with us
5.
Feral Child 02:24
Feral Child A fire inside and its only getting hotter She truly is society’s daughter Oh she’s so all alone She wants to live like anyone else She can’t even look at herself Oh she’s so all alone She’s a feral child And she wants to run wild all night Her eyes roll back I see her brain shrivel As she receives this media drivel Oh she’s so all alone Tired of the shit that she’s been fed When the people in power are fucking brain dead Oh she’s so all alone She’s a feral child And she wants to run wild all night She’s breaking out tonight
6.
Cannibal Cop 02:00
Cannibal Cop He’s gonna get ya He can’t wait To protect and serve you on a plate Cut your phone line Power’s out As he lurks outside your house You can’t go Not anymore You know he’s got a key to your back door You might as well Take a bow It’ll hurt less if you end it now And if you call the cops you know they’re just like him They’ll never find your body Never ever ever ever He’s a cannibal cop yeah Cannibal cop He’ll take your lips ensue and your life You can’t stop him What can you do? He’s got a bone to pick with you The only answer Is suicide Unless you wanna be deep fried You can’t go Not anywhere Because you know he’s gonna be there You might as well Take a bow It’ll hurt less if you end it now
7.
Night of the MAGA Zombies The literal dumbest Americans You’ve had your time you’ve had your say The nonsensical gibberish you shout Like the piss in your pants is washed away You think being patriotic Is waving a gun psychotically You think protesting is for commies You’re handing out blowjobs for the police Braindead rednecks Inbred halfwits Somehow barely functioning Pissing in their beds Not a tooth in their heads Night of the MAGA zombies MAGA MAGA we don’t accept you Don’t accept you, one of us Your parents should be in prison For making you, it’s beyond belief The fact that you even exist Is a crime against humanity You think being an American Is being a fat fucking plebeian And tomorrow if you went extinct It’d take a millennia to lose the stink
8.
Election Man 01:19
Election Man I was the leader of the party Until my past caught up with me Thank god I’ve got a lot of money I’ll be pardoned by next week Election man goes to jail Oh yeah Partying with the rich and famous It pays off to be discrete Little girls and blood stained money The country club is gonna save my seat Election man goes to jail Oh yeah

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Debut album from punk rock group the 509s. Heavy Ramones influence, dark humor and political vomit. Short, fun and to the point.

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released September 2, 2020

All songs written by Justin Shortsleeve

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